Ian Breakwell: Re-inventing the Diary
The Diaries
Diary Extracts 1968-1976 Midland Group, Nottingham 1977

19th June 1971

London: Finsbury Library
A tall sun-tanned man, aged about 30-35 years, is standing in front of a case of books (a variety of Bibles and biblical dictionaries). The man is wearing a blue jacket, off-white shirt and blue tie, grey flannel trousers wide at the top and tapering to narrow bottoms, very large black shoes without heels like a clown's. He works methodically along each bookshelf from left to right, picking out each book in turn. He lifts out each book in such a way that as he holds it in his hands the book is upside down. Standing upright he riffles the pages, breathes heavily, replaces the book and takes out the next one.

13th October 1971

The man is in the library again. He has a new method of looking through the books: he riffles through first from front to back the right way up, and then from back to front upside down. This time he is working through the Ancient History section; when I leave he has reached Early Sparta.

17th November 1972

Travelling in a taxi past London Zoo
Over the wall is a big cage, in the centre of which is a tree without leaves. Two men in boiler suits are crawling towards each other on their stomachs along the branches on either side of the tree.

27th January 1973

Queen's Park Rangers Football Ground, Loftus Road, London W12
The man in the football crowd pulls a whole fried chicken from inside his overcoat, pulls off the legs and wings and passes them across the face of the man alongside him to his friends on the other side, leaving him with the body, which he grasps in both hands and eats during the first 15 minutes of the match. The first goal comes unexpectedly in the fifteenth minute, and he throws his arms up, the chicken carcass flies into the air, half-chewed flesh and skin shoot out of his mouth.

8th July 1973

The 6.30pm train from London to Plymouth
In the dining car, the fat businessman farts loudly and unexpectedly, and simultaneously by the side of the railway track a racehorse falls down.

19th September 1973

London
The woman in the blue trouser suit walks around the thickly carpeted Bond Street art gallery, inspecting the expensive prints on the walls. She ignores the small, long-haired dachshund which grips the bottom of her right trouser leg with its teeth. She drags the dog along the carpet as she moves from print to print.

12th February 1974

London: Smithfield Market
A man strides out of the main entrance of the meat market, wearing a pair of pigs ears fastened to his head; he walks across to his parked car, whistling loudly.

19th September 1974

London: West Smithfield
From out of the entrance to the hospital come a variety of out-patients: hobbling with sprained ankles, hopping with broken legs in plaster; shuffling coronary cases, amputees on crutches. Across the road two small children imitate each patient's different movements.

25th March 1975

London: Farringdon Road, ECl
A man with one leg considerably shorter than the other, lurching along whistling I Could Have Danced All Night.

30th November 1975

London: National Film Theatre Bar
An aristocratic woman enters the bar; she wears a fur stole and carries a sequinned evening bag. Her face lights up with a delighted smile as she gazes at an abandoned plate of half-eaten sandwiches on a nearby table. She stuffs the sandwiches into her evening bag and continues on her way, her eyes sparkling.